Remember When...

1. The bathroom was strictly functional instead of your only solitude?

2. You could set anything you wanted down anywhere, because you are the one who pays the rent?

3. You could leave your blinds down so your apartment wouldn't reach 100 degrees in the afternoon?

4. You cleaned with actual cleaning supplies instead of wet wipes?

5. You didn't have to deep clean your apartment every single night?

6. Your 20 minute dinner only took 20 minutes to prepare?

7. And only 10 minutes to eat?

8. You didn't know one bubble wand or solution was better than another?

9. You didn't know what "aaaaaaaa" means?

10. Nor that it could have 100 different meanings?

11. Your shirt didn't double as a tissue, burp cloth, toilet, or a snack holder?

12. You read books that have more than eight words per page, and you could also read a whole page without it being turned on you?

13. Books actually meant literature instead of cardboard?

14. The garbage wasn't a logical place to look for missing items?

15. You didn't cheer when someone in your house pooped?

16. Your entire evening routine didn't revolve around someone else's bedtime?

17. You used normal measuring amounts such as one cup instead of one (big or little) monster bowl?

18. Clothes you put in drawers had the decency to stay there?

19. The sound of any running water didn't start a stampede toward the bathroom?

20. Your kitchen cupboards used to actually hold bowls, pots, and pans?

Yeah, neither do we.