Exhibit A

But you know what ELSE is awesome? Good deals on stuff! And Danielle and I got a GREAT deal on a bunch of movies. Danielle periodically peruses postings on craigslist.com and finds some pretty cool stuff. The other day she saw a listing for something called "VHS" movies for 50 or 75 cents a piece, so we decided to check it out. These people had probably 150-200 of these things for sale all in a bunch of apple boxes, so we took our time choosing. 30 minutes and 20 bucks later we walked out with all these awesome shows!
Exhibit B
That's 37 examples of how early humans used to entertain themselves! The best part is we recently came across another artifact which has actually enabled leading scientists in the field (i.e. us) to interpret the audiovideographic messages encoded on these ancient relics of the past. What we have found has been enlightening (Cast Away, Stargate), inspirational (Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Dead Poet's Society), entertaining (Indiana Jones 1, 2, & 3), Frightening (What Lies Beneath, Wayne's World), and somewhat perplexing (Contact, and what appears to be an instructional record about something called Yoga {yo-guh}). In the end we feel our recent acquisition has cemented our place among the scientific greats of our day. Any of you who may feel otherwise are welcome to submit your views to i.dont.care.and.this.is.a.fake.address@gotbetterstufftodo.com.
The moral of this story is threefold:
1) Entertainment takes many forms
2) Good deals are everywhere
and
3) Be prepared because robots never sleep (robotuprising.com)
And with that I bid you all adieu.
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