A couple items of importance

Things have been pretty wild around our house the last few weeks so I decided I better fill you in.

First things first, I got a job! Yay hurray! I was offered a job with a pediatric home health agency a few weeks ago and was excited about the possibilities with it.We then immediately decided I needed a car because there is no way we could survive with only one car if I have a job, especially a job that requires driving. Which brings me to exciting point number 2, we bought a car! 

We car shopped for a couple of days and then bought a brand-new 2013 Hyundai Elantra and love it! We've never had a new car so we are feeling like we are from the future driving around our little Elantra.

{This was obviously taken prior to receiving our permanent plates, but when I got those TEXAS plates it was a little surreal. I'm a Texas driver. At least according to my plates, my driver's license is a different story....} 

All in the span of 5 days I had a job and we bought a car. It was pretty crazy but we were really excited. As things progressed with the home health agency I found out that the case I thought I was going to get wouldn't work anymore. So I decided to meet with a couple of families and see if it would be a good fit. After being rejected by both I was starting to become very anxious and nervous. We bought this car with the understanding that it was my car to be paid for with MY paycheck. I was wondering how on earth I was going to pay for my car when I didn't officially have a paycheck yet.

Being the planner that I am, it started to consume my thoughts, give me anxiety, and make me feel as though I was never going to get a job as a nurse. After a few days of worrying, no news from the agency, and lots of prayers I began to feel comfort and that everything would work out. Just a couple of days later I met with a family who liked me and I was officially offered the job! I am working full time and the hours are great. I work three 8 hour shifts (10-6) and one 12 hour shift (9-9). Seriously, what nurse works 10-6? The major downfall is that the 12 hour shift is on Sundays so that leads to less than optimal church attendance, but thankfully this job will not be permanent.

I have been feeling so blessed with the way things have worked out over the last few weeks. This job is perfect for me right now! I am really enjoying what I'm doing, the hours are great, of course it's nice to make a little money, and it is SO MUCH FUN having cute scrubs! I just haven't even been able to pull out my  green UVU scrubs because everything else is more exciting! haha. 

Tubby Hubby THursday

... a day late. My work has been occupying the bulk of my time recently, so other more enjoyable pursuits have fallen by the wayside. BUT, in order to not let a good idea go to waste (as is my wont) I've decided to share a tidbit I've picked up. Those of you with smartphones know the joy of predictive text. My keyboard of choice is Swiftkey. It provides three (usually excellent) guesses at what I'm trying to say. It not only predicts what word I'm currently typing, it will try to guess what word I'm likely to type next. Don't ask me how it does this because I'll probably guess magnets. My scientific ignorance aside, it's a VERY handy tool, but it does sometimes make some odd guesses. I'd never thought much about it until I came across this comic at XKCD.com (used and modified without any permission whatsoever):

If it doesn't seem very funny it's because it's not. I've truncated the final panel in hopes of keeping our blog mostly "G" rated, but it poses an interesting question: When given the opportunity and no real constraints, what does my go-to technological sidekick think I'm most likely to say? While typing the three guesses appear in a row directly above my keyboard. In general the middle guess is the primary; if I hit space my phone will insert whatever word appears there automatically. The one on the right seems to be the next most-accurate, followed by the one on the left.


I've run three tests, one each for the guesses on the left, right, and middle. All I'm doing is mashing the next predicted word that comes up in that slot until I hit a period or it continues into an infinite loop. 


Middle (main): "I am a beautiful person."


Right (secondary): "If you're a star, but the best of all time to meet your family and I have to say."


Left (tertiary): "The following item is in a bit more about it, and I am not a bigger club, or the information you have a look."


Well there you have it. Jesse's three "typical" sentences. I don't know that I've ever uttered or texted the phrase "I am a beautiful person," but my phone seems to think I need some self-affirmation from time to time. As for the others, I didn't say they'd make sense. I only said magnets.


NOW, comes the audience participation: If you have a smartphone with a predictive keyboard like this, please post a comment with what your phone thinks you'd like to tell the world. I'll be interested to see what comes up. Feel free to offer interpretations/explanations/excuses/apologies along with your sentences.


If you don't have a predictive keyboard, Swiftkey is the best one I've found and only costs a couple bucks. That's less than the cost of 30cc's of gasoline, so pony up. Click here to download it for Android. Sorry, no iOS/WP7/BB love, but go see what you can find and POST THOSE COMMENTS! Check back every so often. There could be some good stuff.


PS: If any of our MANY (i.e. 3) readers is wondering what happened to "The Retroactivity" post from last week, I got to doing it and realized I have almost nothing to say (and certainly nothing entertaining to say) about past events. For whatever reason it didn't seem worth pursuing. If you'd like me to do it, post that in the comments as well and I'll be happy to oblige. Otherwise onward and upward.

The Retroactivity

Jesse says:

This week's Tubby Hubby THursday feature will come in the form of a retroactive Husbaught-insertion. I invite you to step into my time machine. I'll be going back and adding my Present-day Husbaughts to several of our old blog posts over the next few days.

Join me, if you will, and enjoy a romp through the last three or so years of my marriage. I suggest you start from the beginning and read until you can't anymore. Or don't. The choice is yours.

Her name is Ruby

We love her so much already.

Since the minute she was placed in my hands.

She really is a joy!

As you can see she is bald as can be, has rosy cheeks, and a battery life that could keep us up all night. 

All day too.

It all began with an envelope. I started saving my money months ago and I finally accumulated enough to seriously look into cameras. Hubs (this guy) was so kind as to do some research and took me to a couple of electronics stores to handle some cameras. I became mesmerized. I wanted one. Now.

We finally found the perfect one and jumped on the deal, once again, thanks to hubs. (Props!) We purchased this beaut and hurried and got ready while anxiously waiting for the email to arrive telling us she was ready for pick up. When that email arrived we (or more accurately, I) hurried and got ready to race to the store and pick her up! (Ok, need to clarify here. When Danielle says "hurried," we're talking "wife-time." The conversion rate is 1 Wife-Time hurry = 17 Are-you-ready-yets in husband [or what I like to call ACTUAL] time. For reference, 1 Wife-Time NON-hurry = 2 Husband-time naps.)

When she was placed in my hands, my heart stopped. She was beautiful. I didn't have a clue what to do with her, how to change her lenses, how to clean her, or all the features that she came with, but I was in love. We  (SHE) named her Ruby. I was hoping for the name Blogtar the Destroyer, but since this was Wife-money being used I kept my yap shut.

We've now had her for almost two weeks, still don't know what we're doing with her, but are sure having a lot of fun.

Jesse's Final Thoughts: Special Husbands-only edition.

Women, look away. Seriously this is just for the husbands.

Are they gone? Good.

Guys, if your wife says she wants something that you also want, play it cool. Be super supportive. Encourage her to save her money, help her research, give suggestions, look for deals, etc. Then, when she's ready to pounce, you get a free whatever-it-is! Also you get husband-points for being all supportive and whatnot. Now I just have to get my wife interested in motorcycles.

Funny Friday: Softball Strikes Again

Let me preface this "Softball Narrative" as written by my father. I have in fact received permission to share this rather humorous story on the blog to be remembered forever. My mom and I find this even more entertaining as my dad is ever poised, under control, and does not put himself in awkward situations nor do awkward things happen to him (unlike my mother and I). So please read and enjoy the one time my dad's life was more embarrassing than ours!

Ok... after a 35 year hiatus from the ball diamond, my mind and some of my body decided to show up for softball tonight. I started right field, where someone of my particular abilities should be, and began my newest "most embarrassing moments."  The other team quickly assessed my skill set and sent me a barrage of flies and grounders that I either missed completely over my head, between my legs, or better yet: hit me in my mitt, my knee, chest, eye, and other unmentionable places. I did a couple of face plants and who knows what else. And of course I really shined on the base path--quick mind but forgot my feet and legs as i stumbled towards first base; and I later found that one of my toe nails is a quarter of an inch higher than all the others and colored a nice shade of blue going to purple going to black. And then I had to run from first to home all at once--I was looking for the oxygen mask (or at least some nitrous!) before I passed out. Very comical evening---My Little League coaches would have been so proud. But.....had a GREAT time and will be back next week!! THANK YOU Sponsor Metcalf Mortuary (who can take care of me when I keel over some night!), Coach Dan, and all the team members for being so kind and supportive to me tonight! Go Team!! 

Apparently there is no hope of me ever being graceful! At least I come from two people with a good sense of humor, and lots of great stories!

Out on the Town

Jesse's parents came to Dallas to visit during the first part of May. We had them for just over a week and had a blast! Unfortunately Jesse had to work most of the week so of course I put them to work around the apartment and we squeezed in as much playing as we could.

Husbaughts in red.

We were lucky to get to celebrate my birthday while they were here. 

We were treated to Olive Garden

 and then my awesome husband 

("This Guy") This Guuuuuuy!

spoiled me with gifts. 

 

One of our most anticipated destinations of our "staycation" was the Dallas World Aquarium and it did not disappoint! If you are ever in Dallas this is a must-see in my and my opinion.

Follow me to awesome photo faces!

This bird is tiny and absolutely adorable.

Manatees!

Teenie tiny monkeys. So Fascinating!

These are Pygmy Marmosets. They are so small. *How small are they?* They're so small that if they were iPods they'd be shuffles. Ba-dum.

This sign lies. That sloth wasn't crossing anything. Except maybe his arms.

Feeding the birds Tuppence a bag!

Random plant 

 

This shark just decided to sit on the top of the tunnel and stare at everyone passing through.

Oh yeah, and he's super creepy looking! What shark has LIPS!?

It's behind me, isn't it?

Yes this octopus has a giant hamster ball in it's tank. We even watched him crawl into it.

And the piéce de résistance... monkeys with mustaches.

Well since that is a ton of pictures, you have now seen it! I just saved you a trip!


And unfortunately I didn't pull out my camera as much as i should have so here's the rest of our trip in a very brief picture summary.

We put Doug to work making chairs.
He kept saying he was happy to build them but I still felt a little bad!

We did a few crafts. Jesse is sporting the "Yarn Princess Leia Buns"
Help me Martha Stewart, you're my only hope.

We introduced Jesse's parents to sushi. And oh boy was it amazing (at least for us!)
My folks, as well-traveled as they are, had never had sushi before this. We felt obligated to introduce them to "high society." It... didn't take.

They tried to act like it was tolerable but obviously their faces lie!
We did get a "I would be willing to possibly trying it again" from Momma Rich but that's about it! haha

We also went to Six Flags which was fun! I try to pack as light as possible at amusement parks so I didn't bring my camera but we had a great time, until of course we got rained out!

Let's just say we had a fantastic week! Now we know a few sites in Dallas so we welcome any and all visitors with open arms! *hint hint*